Don't you hate how you can get the same question a million times a day, and it's only once you have a snappy comeback that people stop asking you that question?
Most recently, that question was, "Do you know what you're having?", presumably a version of "is it a boy or a girl?" About the 20th time someone asked me that, I decided I'd either say something like "Quarter pounder with fries" or "It's an alien."
Now that I'm ready, has anyone asked with that wording? Of course not.